Now that things have settled down a bit for me, I’ll be back regularly to let everyone know what my thoughts are, to inform people and even raise hell. After all, I’ve been told I’m a good hell raiser, and once again politics is the target. Specifically, the idiot Republicans. I’m not talking about the ‘old school’ Republicans who have kept themselves from selling out to lobbyists and the tea baggers. Unfortunately, there’s damn few of them left. NOTE: Once again, I must apologize to the regular idiots. This time, I’m going to talk about a special class of idiots. The Republicans.
Those weak Republicans who needed tea bagger support to get elected or re-elected to the House have spread the disease to virtually every nook and cranny in the US Capital Building. Speaker Boner used to be somewhat human, but has turned into a son of a bitch. Every time he appears to make some sort of policy statement, right next to him stands puppet master Eric Cantor, the majority leader. Sometimes they’ve been so close together, you’d think they’re about to make out. Those are the leaders of the House. They’re also going to have to fight their asses off to get re-elected. Why? It’s obvious their approval rating is lower than whale shit. So, in an effort to bolster their chances of getting re-elected, they have just demonstrated to America the Republican Party has been totally taken over by the Tea Party. What do you expect from the Republicans?
Remember how they all ran on jobs? All you saw on TV was JOBS! JOBS! JOBS! from all Republicans running for office last year. They also elected a new chairman, Reince Priebus, a guy whose name nobody can pronounce to run it. So what you saw instead of the usual infomercial, you saw infomercials about election Republicans who ‘promised’ jobs, and they even qualified they would make that promise come true. BULLSHIT. Since Boner took over, he’s been able to unsuccessfully thwart the repeal of the hideous Don’t Ask/Don’t Tell policy, unsuccessfully try to defund Medicare and approve 9 abortion bills that went absolutely nowhere. So why didn’t I mention any jobs bills? Because there were no jobs bills even talked about. Boner is all talk and no action on jobs. With unemployment hovering around 10% nationwide, much higher for the veterans returning home and in some states, and no jobs for them, Boner, that lying son of a bitch, has done not one damn thing. Nothing. However, he kisses Grover Norquist’s fat ass and will not raise any taxes on the wealthy to level the playing field. That includes the oil companies, and Boner will make sure the oil companies continue to get their subsidies. That dumb bastard Boner doesn’t realize the debt could be retired sooner if everybody paid their fare share. Class warfare my ass. What do you expect from the Republicans?
Now, the House Teapublicans have announced their agenda, and it’s sure to make those dumbass tea baggers real happy. Those tea bagging bastards really want to:
• Cut funding to NPR and Planned Parenthood
• Cut education and job training programs
• Repeal President Obama’s heath reform law
It’s so far beyond obvious these elitists are out of touch with the middle class. It’s also so far beyond obvious they’re doing all they can to fulfill Senate minority leader Mitch (I have no lips) McConnell’s pledge to do all they can to derail President Obama. There is about as much excitement for the Teapublicans who are running for President as there is in watching the toilet flush. They’re doing a great job running down the President, but none of them are offering anything that doesn’t want to make you laugh as to what they would do should be they elected. So what do you expect from the Republicans?
Now, the teabaggers and their corporate-backed cronies are at it again. This time, these out of touch, uncaring bastards are coming to Arizona. The New York Times has reported cowboy wannabe dumbass Dick Armey and that hideous FreedomWorks organization he runs have specifically targeted Arizona. Trust me; there are enough teabaggers already here in Arizona to shut down the Lipton Tea Company. The teabaggers PACs mission is not only to elect more Teapublicans, but also to elect the most extreme right-wing idiots they can find. They have already raised millions of dollars from those ‘undisclosed donors’ (Koch brothers) around the country. They have a firm belief that if they raise enough ‘special-interest’ money, then they can buy next year’s election. Couple that idiocy with the certifiably crazy people running this state. I have no doubt there will be a payoff. I’m thinking they should hold those bastards up for enough to pay off the $37 BILLION this state is in the hole. But what do you expect from the Republicans?
While I’m at it, will someone tell Herman Cain 9 9 9 is 27? Would someone tell Mitt Romney he may look better in a waffle suit? Will someone tell Rick Perry to shut the hell up since he’s done a helluva lot of damage to Texas? Will someone tell Michele (Crazy Eyes) Bachman to read the teleprompter only and not give instant responses to reporters? Would someone tell Rick Santorum that yes, Santorum means the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex, so just get over it? Will someone euthanize the audience at the last debate when they booed a gay active duty soldier in a war zone? Will someone tell Newt Gingrich he may have to pay for the bar stool he broke at the bar after the last debate? They had to reinforce it with lug nuts and he still broke it. Will someone tell Chris Christie about salad? Will someone tell the Midget Martian Ron Paul they found his spaceship? Of course they’re all the Republicans.
HEY BONER: WHERE ARE THE JOBS YOU PROMISED?
I certainly hope everybody remembers this at election time.






